Чистый nonsense - Эдвард Лир

Teapots and Quails,Snuff ers and Snails,Set him a sailingand see how he sails!..Mitres and Beams,Thimbles and Creams,Set him a screamingand hark! how he screams!..Houses and Kings,Whiskers and Swings,Set him a stingingand see how he stings!..Ribands and Pigs,Helmets and Figs,Set him a jiggingand see how he jigs!..Rainbows and Knives,Muscles and Hives,Set him a drivingand see how he drives!..Tadpoles and Tops,Teacups and Mops,Set him a hoppingand see how he hops!..Herons and Sweeps,Turbans and Sheeps,Set him a weepingand see how he weeps!..Lobsters and Owls,Scissors and Fowls,Set him a howlingand hark how he howls!..Eagles and Pears,Slippers and Bears,Set him a staringand see how he stares!..Sofas and Bees,Camels and Keys,Set him a sneezingand see how he'll sneeze!..Wafers and Bears,Ladders and Squares,Set him a staringand see how he stares!..Cutlets and Eyes,Swallows and Pies,Set it a fl yingand see how it fl ies!..Thistles and Moles,Crumpets and Soles,Set it a rollingand see how it rolls!..Tea urns and Pews,Muscles and Jews,Set him a mewingand hear how he mews!..Watches and Oaks,Custards and Cloaks,Set him a pokingand see how he pokes!..Bonnets and Legs,Steamboats and Eggs,Set him a beggingand see how he begs!..Volumes and Pigs,Razors and Figs,Set him a jiggingand see how he jigs!..Hurdles and Mumps,Poodles and Pumps,Set it a jumpingand see how he jumps!..Pancakes and Fins,Roses and Pins,Set him a grinningand see how he grins!..Gruel and Prawns,Bracelets and Thorns,Set him a yawningand see how he yawns!..Chimnies and Wings,Sailors and Rings,Set him a singing,and hark how he sings!..Trumpets and Guns,Beetles and Buns,Set him a runningand see how he runs!..Saucers and Tops,Lobsters and Mops,Set it a hoppingand see how it hops!..Puddings and Beams,Cobwebs and Creams,Set him a screamingand hear how he screams!..Rainbows and Wives,Puppies and Hives,Set him a drivingand see how he drives!..Houses and Kings,Oysters and Rings,Set him a singingand see how he sings!..Scissors and Fowls,Filberts and Owls,Set him a howlingand see how he howls!..Blackbirds and Ferns,Spiders and Churns,Set it a turningand see how it turns!